After a week of pretty full-on news stories, it seems the internet has done what we do when we get home from a night on the froths: Turned to toast for some light relief.
A meme posted to Twitter over the weekend has sparked debate as to the correct way to make slices of toast by providing a handy guide starting at warm bread and finishing at some kind of overcooked monstrosity.
While a somewhat reassuring number of followers went for the five-to-seven range, a startling portion plumped for eight and nine prompting responses like: "I've alerted the authorities".
But if you thought that was the only toast-related meme that cropped up last week, you are sorely mistaken; people got even madder once the toast scale went more in depth.
The correct answer is 5E, and we won't hear anything more about it.