Hundreds of people are planning a get together to order a small fries at a suburban Melbourne McDonalds in December.
A Facebook invitation to a an event called “Order small fries at Altona Maccas” is doing the rounds at the moment, with 268 people going and 1.1k interested.
The details of the event make clear that only small fries orders will be tolerated — “Anyone caught ordering medium fries will be staunched,” the event claims.
What exactly being staunched entails isn’t necessarily clear, but it’s not hard to imagine that it isn’t good.
See you all at Altona Maccas in December.